Balls Deep Edition

This is the last call for the jump off express. All potential passengers please leave your pride and dignity in the parking lot and come holla at the nigga in the red '93 Civic. One deluxe pass on the jump off express gets you one meal at the 24 hour restaurant of your choice, followed by 15 minutes of passion on my momma futon. Those with self-esteem need not apply.

arc
albanzo
slate
John Major